fuclipse

When your male fupa prevents you from seeing your penis.

breasar was unable to piss because of his fuclipse

fuclipse by Txtitan December 7, 2015

Ficlipse 

(noun) To be sitting behind a tall person, when attempting to see what is behind them. Usually in group functions or classrooms, a finclipse can strike suddenly, causing a total blackout of what you were viewing.

Caused by a large object passing between you and the thing you want to see.

Contraction of "Finn" and "Eclipse"

Also known as a one man eclipse, or a human eclipse.

When blocked in her view of the board, Sally stated, "What has the teacher written, I can't see because of the ficlipse".

Ficlipse by juanamac May 4, 2011