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Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch 

What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.

dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore 

a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore is usually a word to use when you describe someone who is being a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore.
this person almost always goes by the name of kai and they almost always have weird-ass Fucking eyebrows and moustache.
coolhotgirl12345- "wow that guy has some weird-ass fucking eyebrows and moustache."
dumb fat ugly bitch ass slut- "oh you mean kai? you can just call him a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore"
coolhotgirl12345- "what a great name to call someone whos being a dumb fat ugly bitch ass whore

Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore

The best compliment you can receive, if you haven’t been called a Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore then you clearly aren’t living right, life is full of fucked up people and fucked up shit but you can always count on a fat ugly dumb bitch whore, it’s amazing how someone who’s given that much hate can bring SO much joy into the lives of others. They’re really somethin to treasure :)
Did you see that Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore today? She’s the fuckin best, high key jealous of how great she is.

Fat Ugly Depressed Bitch 

baconator10132
baconator10132 is a fat ugly depressed bitch

Ugly Fat Bitch 

Not necessarily ugly or fat but definatly a bitch which increases the bitch's uglyness and makes it politically correct to say fat as the bitch deserves it anyway because its a ugly fat bitch
Donald Trump is a ugly fat bitch.
My ex is a ugly fat bitch
Ugly Fat Bitch by Sexyassslut69 January 29, 2019

Ugly Fat Bitch 

Ugly fat bitch! Means exactly what it says. This nickname is used for some ugly fat bitch who you hate. This species only live for around to 18 years then they mainly die of alcohol poison.
Wow look at Madeline, she is such an ugly fat bitch! She is ugly, fat and a bitch. She should eat her veggies
Ugly Fat Bitch by The diet book November 7, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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