In the early days of the Internet, one common email that was circulated involved a list of increasingly bizarre, misogynistic sex acts with obscure names. These invariably involved the degradation of the female participant in the alleged sex act (the actual occurrence of which remains highly suspect). For example, the "Dirty Sanchez".
The time has come for men to have a taste of their own medicine. Something equally disgusting, humiliating and degrading.
Capitalizing on every man's dream of a threesome, you and at least one of your friends get the guy alone and far enough along in the process. At which point you blindfold him and swap out two or more mordidly obese women who service him. When he finishes and takes off his mask . . one of the subs says, "You've been Fat Angied."
"I met this total obnoxiousjerk at a bar the other night. Liz and I went back with him to his hotel and gave him a Fat Angie."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.