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Fat Wank 

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.
"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"
Fat Wank by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019
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fat wank 

the urge to release thy juice from the beast
john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank
fat wank by hbdsuhfbu May 6, 2021

big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.
What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.

Fat over-bese wank fuck 

The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really dont care as it’s funny either way.
Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I dont really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA
Fat over-bese wank fuck by Man.Jam-o September 6, 2022

Fat Wanker 

1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.

2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.
Fat Wanker by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 7, 2010

Fat Wanker 

1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.
Fat Wanker by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003

fat wankin fuk pig 

A ratherlarge FAT cunt with excess fat rolls like foreskin gruntin like a pig!
Oi!you lazy "fat wankin fuk pig"!
fat wankin fuk pig by WOZ,g December 28, 2007
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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