Fat Wank 

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.

"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"

Fat Wank by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019

fat wank 

the urge to release thy juice from the beast

john: how was your day
me: not good i need a fat wank

fat wank by hbdsuhfbu May 6, 2021

big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.

What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.

big fat pile of wank by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Fat over-bese wank fuck 

The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really don’t care as it’s funny either way.

Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I don’t really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA

Fat over-bese wank fuck by Man.Jam-o September 6, 2022

Fat Wanker 

1. A description of someone who is both fat and a wanker.

2. A fat, chav clothes creating, beer swilling tightwad who decided to buy Newcastle United FC, subsequently managing to piss off and anger every single Newcastle fan by sacking Chris Hughton.

Mike Ashley is a Fat Wanker

Fat Wanker by AnonAnon-AnonAnon December 7, 2010

Fat Wanker 

1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.

My boss is a big fat wanker

Fat Wanker by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003

fat wankin fuk pig 

A ratherlarge FAT cunt with excess fat rolls like foreskin gruntin like a pig!

Oi!you lazy "fat wankin fuk pig"!

fat wankin fuk pig by WOZ,g December 28, 2007