Fat Ming 

An unpleasant and offensive adjective, used to describe an unnatractive, and overweight individual.

'FAT MING FAT MING, LARA IS A FAT MING!'

Fat Ming by HmmfCreator June 5, 2009

fat minge 

When a pussy is so chubby you can stick most of your cock in before it counts.

Like: 'Dang hombre, i finally boned her last night but she may still be a virgin due to having an exceedingly fat minge'

fat minge

fat minge by pacino November 1, 2013

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass 

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Fatmingo

A large rotund man, with huge belly proportions and arrogant tendencies. A fatmingo resembles a flamingo through his pink attire and feasts on shiny shrimp. Fat-min-go

Can also be used as an expletive.

Wow look at that fatmingo, he has had many a shrimp today.

Holy Fatmingo!

Fatmingo by QWAG October 31, 2012