Fat Acceptance 

A movement for people who don't want to move, so they make excuses to hide their unhealthy lifestyle.

Primarily toted by white women (for some reason) who are 99% of the time overweight, and oddly enough have bright hair, and some bear a nose ring, because nobody wanted to put one on their finger.
Originated on Tiktok. Or Twitter, I don't know or care at this point.

Guy 1: Hey, what're you watching?
Guy 2: Some video on whatever the fuck fat acceptance is.
Guy 1: Do you mean those people that expect the entire damn world to change for them despite they themselves being too lazy to go for a jog?
Guy 2: Yeah.

Fat Acceptance by grand autismo III October 30, 2023

Fat acceptance 

The only movement that doesn't move.

Want to get cancer, heart diseases and liver diseases? Then join this movement. Oh wait, I forgot to say, it's women-only, even if most obese people are men. Oh sorry, how offensive from me. I meant to say plus-size.

Stacy: My life sucks. I want to commit suicide...but there are no bridges in the town...
Lucy: You can just join the Fat acceptance movement, they will give you cancer and dozens of heart diseases.
Stacy: Okay thanks!

Fat acceptance by LegacyFilet March 6, 2024

Fat Acceptance Movement 

The only movement with no movement

The only movement in the fat acceptance movement is going to McDonalds to get a large Big Mac large combo, then come back 10 minutes for the same thing.

Fat Acceptance Movement by TheContentiousAsshole October 24, 2022

fatcceptance 

the moment when a person looks in the mirror and realizes they have put on weight and decide they aren't going to do anything about it.

Internal dialogue when looking into mirror- "Damn i used to have a really hot body..what happened to me? oh yeah i turned 30 and hate exercise..oh well time to give my clothes away to skinny friends coz i've reached my point of fatcceptance and it's not coming off" "Anyway Christina and Kelly Clarkson rocked their fat at the American Music Awards so I'm going to rock mine too"

fatcceptance by rockinmymuffintop November 22, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004