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latte fartte

Unintended defecation which occurs during flatulence that is caused by the laxative effect of consuming coffee based beverages.

(Pronounced: Lar-tay Far-tay)
"My word Sir, did you just shart your pantaloons?"
"Why no my good man, T'was a latte fartte"
latte fartte by Rex Mulligan June 18, 2016
Related Words

Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.
"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"
Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

farthenhickle 

Youtuber Brandon Farris's favorite word. He said it wasn't a word, but it's in the Urban Dictionary so now it is.
P1: Hey, what's your favorite word Brandon?
Brandon Farris: Farthenhickle, don't look it up, it's not a word.
farthenhickle by Hawyeedooder August 4, 2019
Usually while having anal, if a woman decides to fart on a guys dick, Its called Fartsex.
Why the fuck are you farting on my Dick

Its called Fartsex, never heard of it?

WHAT THE FUCK
Fartsex by Radical Islamic October 25, 2020
Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.
Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you
Fartle by Dragon Pussy November 9, 2018

Fartbeat 

The way you can tell if an animal or person is still alive when they look asleep/dead, because they pop a fart.
Johnny: "Hey man I think shes dead, or passed out, I dunno!"

Marty: "Eww hear that... shes just farted"

Johnny: "Yeah man shes definitely got a fartbeat"
Fartbeat by Crus_Russ March 16, 2010