latte fartte

Unintended defecation which occurs during flatulence that is caused by the laxative effect of consuming coffee based beverages.

(Pronounced: Lar-tay Far-tay)

"My word Sir, did you just shart your pantaloons?"
"Why no my good man, T'was a latte fartte"

by Rex Mulligan June 18, 2016

Fartte

A palatable fart with layers.

Our dog wasn’t satisfied with one room-clearing fart. He had to deliver a fartte

by Hetaneon June 04, 2021