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Fartridge 

The name given to a ventriloquist-like nocturnal expulsion of rectal gass (sleep farting) which flutters from between the gluteus maximus, mimicking the sound of a small bird taking off somewhere in the room, causing ones bed partner to jump out of bed and start searching the room for the trapped song bird.
Have your fartridges gone to roost for the night dear, or will they be fluttering around the room tonight?
Fartridge by surfer91919 January 28, 2021

Fartknight

Fartknight sucks. Worst game ever.
Fartknight by DoomShade August 12, 2018

fartknights 

An elite group of people who try to rid the world of smelly people such as frankie and frankies dad. It's ranks consist of over 10 members, each from their own backround and origin. Every halloween they come together once again to launch an all out assault on the smelly people.
We are the Fartknights we came to save you all!!!
fartknights by michael butler April 6, 2004

Fartridge 

Part Fart, Part Partridge. Easy to see which end is which.
"It's Part Fart, Part Partridge. You could put this Fartridge on your mantleshelf, or striaght into the incinerator, Larry." (Bob Mortimer)
Fartridge by Parp. September 8, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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