Stormomen7700's definitions
The gambit is a is such a high level sex move that it is a transcendant level. It involves you, a magician, and yo bitch. The magician will pull out a heat-seeking ball-gag, throw it in the air, and lock it in yo bitch mouf'. She will then be tied up by magic snakes and the magician will then pull out a deck of cards that automatically aimbot in to the girls asshole. You will then proceed to throw the magic cards into her anus, and after it has reached the gaping width, height, and circumference able to fit 2 fully grown adult racoons/ 8 baby racoons, and then proceed to drink the potion from the magician that makes your dick multiply by 9, you will then fuck the ever-living trump out of her until she builds a wall of shit and then the curtain unveils a crowd that has been watching the entire time.
Tyrone: I gave my little white ho, The Gambit last night. Her asshole had to get stitches.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
Tyree: Damn nigga, you had that hydra dih.
Tyrone: Damn right Nigga, you know I stay Shwanging that thang.
by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025
Get the The Gambitmug. A jingle I came up with in my free time listening to baltimore meme rap. I interpret this word also as a means of making fun of my friend Aedan who cares about nothing but girls and is a hypocritical piece of human dogshit (& or ragebaiting)
when he is being a fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin on the game talking about girls in school outside of school.
when he is being a fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin on the game talking about girls in school outside of school.
Aedan: *aedan acting like hes smart & good at whatever we are playing* Hey you know that one girl? I think her name was Valeria.
Carter: which one the short one or the big ass torta
Aedan: The torta. Shes kinda bad and I think she likes me (she doesent like him a single bit and only interacts with him because he owes her money)
Carter: not every girl that you know likes you
Aedan: STFU your just a hater man *chants negative nancy at me thinking hes funny but in reality hes just a gullible piece of shit*
Carter: stop being a fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin and shut the fuck up you stupid fucklesuckletoogan. She doesent like you just accept it. She has a boyfriend lil' homie.
Carter: which one the short one or the big ass torta
Aedan: The torta. Shes kinda bad and I think she likes me (she doesent like him a single bit and only interacts with him because he owes her money)
Carter: not every girl that you know likes you
Aedan: STFU your just a hater man *chants negative nancy at me thinking hes funny but in reality hes just a gullible piece of shit*
Carter: stop being a fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousin and shut the fuck up you stupid fucklesuckletoogan. She doesent like you just accept it. She has a boyfriend lil' homie.
by Stormomen7700 November 13, 2025
Get the fucklesuckletooganmug. What me, Ian, Aedan, and Sunshine say when we get pissed at each other or a game or just in general its used as a term of fake or real rage
Ian: *absolutely fucking demolishes aedan in brawlhalla because hes sigspamming with Petra*
Aedan after he dies: "GOD FUCKING FARTENDICKINBAUSINSCROTUMINHOUSIN YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT"
Carter: *dying of laughter at Aedan's dumbass*
Sunshine: *Not playing with us because hes a dumb fucking canadian who shipped his PC 2 months before he moved* "Hey guy, wants some maple syrup mixed with poutine mold"
Aedan after he dies: "GOD FUCKING FARTENDICKINBAUSINSCROTUMINHOUSIN YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT"
Carter: *dying of laughter at Aedan's dumbass*
Sunshine: *Not playing with us because hes a dumb fucking canadian who shipped his PC 2 months before he moved* "Hey guy, wants some maple syrup mixed with poutine mold"
by Stormomen7700 November 12, 2025
Get the fartendickinbausinscrotuminhousinmug.