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Fart snot 

When you’re trying to hold a fart in, but it accidentally seeps out. When your bum hole gets hot and not knowing if its from sweat or trump heat- you finger it. Upon smelling your finger, and the end of your nose is covered in liquid cack: this is fart snot
Example: “oh shit Susan; I just farted and it felt wet”. *checks bumhole and smells*

Mucusy poo all over top lip - “oh Susan that’s definitely fart snot!”
Fart snot by Greenlly February 12, 2021
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snot face skittle fart 

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell

When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english
it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell- Petter Solberg

that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.
*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*

That’s not a fart! 

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.
I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004