Fart snot 

When you’re trying to hold a fart in, but it accidentally seeps out. When your bum hole gets hot and not knowing if its from sweat or trump heat- you finger it. Upon smelling your finger, and the end of your nose is covered in liquid cack: this is fart snot

Example: “oh shit Susan; I just farted and it felt wet”. *checks bumhole and smells*

Mucusy poo all over top lip - “oh Susan that’s definitely fart snot!”

Fart snot by Greenlly February 12, 2021

snot face skittle fart 

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.

Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.

snot face skittle fart by Jeepin James July 6, 2017

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell

When Petter Solberg talks about the how it's not the speed that kill, it's the explosion in really bad english

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell- Petter Solberg

it's not the fart that kills, it's the smell by MustachePotet February 4, 2022

that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.

*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*

that's not a fart by Steve TheRapper Storms August 23, 2012

That’s not a fart! 

Response to leaky diarrhea mistaken for suppressed flatulence.

I smell it, but I didn’t hear it. Oh Glob! That’s not a fart!

That’s not a fart! by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025