A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him
Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary
speed of
toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the
Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper
fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the
anus are also not genuine flipper farts