A high-pitched pulsating
squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”
-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let
loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and
chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that
red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet
metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the
anus are also not genuine flipper farts