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period milk fart
It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.
period milk fart by jeanjerker September 1, 2016
milk fart
A fart that travels through a turd before exiting the ass, creating a very pungent aroma. A milk fart will occur in the few hours leading up to a bowel movement, as the turds have made their way close to the butthole, creating the filter that your gas will pass through on it's way out.
milk fart by djmoosenuts August 25, 2011
Fart Milking
Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.
Fart Milking by JyahC February 9, 2019
Milky Fart
When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.
I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.
Milky Fart by Cynical Jester October 5, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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