fart factory

(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.

Orin is such a damn fart factory, that's 5 in a row!

fart factory by Rhern February 28, 2005

fart factory

Someone who produces an immense amount of methane bursts in sucession.

"Fuzzy" is a fart factory! He needs to buy air freshener.

fart factory by Mr. Omega January 15, 2006

fart factory

Someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking ass.

person1: "Man, it smells like ASS in here"
person2: "Yeah, that is some stinky shit! Zach must have been in here, he's a fart factory."

fart factory by John Desoiroi July 10, 2007

Fart Factory

Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.

"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"

"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!

Fart Factory by TudFantasy February 4, 2010

factory fart 

A fart that has a distinctly artificial odour. Often Atributed to a bad diet of E-numbers, confectionary and flavoured milkshakes.

pooh, someones unwell, I smell a factory fart, or the egg-flan factory is washing out it's drains again...

factory fart by nick packer October 10, 2007

gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.

Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

gone like a fart in a fan factory by jimimbo April 1, 2007

Fart Factories 

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.

The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .

Fart Factories by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017