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Farrped by unknow mum March 20, 2011
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Fartpedo
Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.
"May I please be excused From the dinner table"
"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"
"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"
"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"
"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"
Fartpedo by Bigstick_69__ September 7, 2016
Faropedia
The ultimate and unlimited source of knowledge, deemed by many to be far more credible than Wikipedia, Google and even the Mensa society. Esteemed institutions of higher learning such as the American Ivy League universities and Australia's top university, Monash University, only except references from Faropedia. Faropedia was founded by Pakenham local, Faro Knowles. For those of you who are uneducated - aka: Hoppers Crossingers - Pakenham is situated in Melbourne
Beyonce: I have to right my 20 000 word thesis for my PhD on engineering/physics/astronomy/biomedicine and law, do you know a credible source I can use
K-ro: Use wikipedia or google, or the Mensa Society
Faro: pfft, are you kidding? Faropedia is the way to go. Your one-stop shop for all information
Beyonce: Thanks faro, you're the best. I wish i was just like you :)
K-ro: Use wikipedia or google, or the Mensa Society
Faro: pfft, are you kidding? Faropedia is the way to go. Your one-stop shop for all information
Beyonce: Thanks faro, you're the best. I wish i was just like you :)
faropedia
The most bogus academic reference one could use, lacking in both factual evidence and credibility. Contrary to what some uneducated individuals may think, faropedia is only used at the bottom-of-the-barrel academic institutions. Southern University at New Orleans, University of Ballarat, Monash University to name a few.
There have been many petitions signed by academics at leading institutions to remove this faropedia. Congress is currently reviewing a bill to finally rid this world of faropedia and sanction any institutions recognizing it.
There have been many petitions signed by academics at leading institutions to remove this faropedia. Congress is currently reviewing a bill to finally rid this world of faropedia and sanction any institutions recognizing it.
Tom: Dude, I totally screwed my metaphysics paper. Now I definitely can't become a scientist like I always dreamed.
Dick : I got an A+! You failed because you used faropedia. I told you not to use it.
Tom: Damn you faropedia, damn you!
Dick : I got an A+! You failed because you used faropedia. I told you not to use it.
Tom: Damn you faropedia, damn you!
faropedia by mensa society February 2, 2013
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.