Far East Bay

The Far East Bay is the area of the East Bay that has cities in the Tri-Valley Area (Amador Valley, Livermore Valley, and San Ramon Valley). Cities in the Far East Bay include, but are not limited to, Pleasanton, Livermore, Dublin, San Ramon, Danville and Sunol.

The Far East Bay is east of the Diablo Range within Alameda and Contra Costa counties, and therefore does not include Castro Valley. The Far East Bay is also west of the Altamont Pass and therefore does not include Mountain House or Tracy, cities outside of the Bay Area.

The Blue line of the BART line goes out to the Far East Bay, ending in Pleasanton and Dublin.

The East Bay is often seen by outsiders as only encompassing Oakland and its neighboring cities, but Alameda and Contra Costa counties extend much further east. The Far East Bay helps us understand this distinction.

I grew up in the Far East Bay.

No cap, the Far East Bay has vineyards.

Far East Bay by ashleykb December 29, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008