Faptoable 

A word that is used to ask if a certain person is worthy of being fapped to.

Friend: Ayo I just found a new porno.
You: Oh? Is it faptoable?

Faptoable by TheOneAndOnlyWordDon January 2, 2022

fatsabled 

a person who is physically handicapped due to morbid obesity

Negotiating the supermarket aisles was difficult today because of the number of shopppers who were fatsabled.

fatsabled by wordnerdbird January 19, 2014

fappable 

Something that is sexually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.

Man, that picture is really fappable.

fappable by L.K Winters September 7, 2008

faptoberfest 

any gather of men to drink beer, and not get laid, resulting in going home to fap afterwards.

That party sucked , there was no chicks, it was a total faptoberfest.

faptoberfest by fapcat650 March 3, 2012

Fartable 

Being able to fart and any time or place without care or appreciation of embarrassment or shame.

Jim was a fartable sort: so talented in flatulence on demand yet without the ability to appreciate reproach or judgement as to his offense.

Fartable by Chuckman November 29, 2019

Fappable 

Something that one is able to masturbate to.

Aubrey is totes fappable.

Fappable by Akiratimo January 5, 2014

fapable 

When a female is attractive enough to cause a wish for spontaneous fapping to males who notice the female.

When a female manages to raise her overall looks ratings, by make up, clothing options and other means, to a degree where most males would feel the spontaneous need to fap when they see her.

- Hey check this babe I know on Facebook. She is so fapable....
- Hang on I am getting the tissues

-Hi Barbara, I never thought you could look so fapable,
but you really went overboard with your make up today.

fapable by hop hop hop hop September 18, 2013