fappit

Masturbatory Smartwatch. Similar to Fitbit.

Got a great workout using my Fappit today, says I masturbated for 7 miles.

fappit by urbandicpick April 27, 2016

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fappit hole

When you look up something on the internet and find related porn, then when you click through you find even more porn on the subject that you never knew existed, causing a clickfest. Usually accompanied by fapping.

"Man, I googled Alice Eve crossing over and fell down a fappit hole of Alice Eve nudity!"

fappit hole by MiscellaniousT September 24, 2016

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Fappetite

N.

The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

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fapping fuel

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.

Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."

fapping fuel by thisplacesucksass March 28, 2015