Fap map

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Female version of wank bank

Hey girl did you see Magic Mike last night. Yeah hun, permanently marked on my fap map.

Fap map by Fap map October 6, 2017

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Fap Map

A map where you try to get as many location markers of where you have fapped.

Jared: Hey bro, I just checked fap map, you fapped in Arizona!?
Jake: You bet your sweet ass I did.

Fap Map by PorkLover69 March 23, 2021

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fap map

A person's internet history after watching excessive amounts of pornography.
Their path through porn sites can be followed, step by step.

Dude! You better delete your fap map before your girlfriend gets home.

fap map by jayclough December 13, 2010

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Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

Map it and Fap it by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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