fantasy Fag

Brags every year about having the best team but does jack shit. 3 years 2 leagues no playoff wins✌️. Is worse at real football than fantasy. Perennial bench player who rides the pine like he rides dick, often. Resembles a grotesque chipmunk-human-tomato hybrid. Thinks he's gonna play university football, but the only reason any school would want a short, chubby receiver with brick hands is for free money.

Yooo Mon, I'm a fantasy fag, but I'm going to bishops

fantasy Fag by Rust/Isaiah October 28, 2018

Fantasy Fag

A tall lanky skinny white boy who smells like wet dog. This guy is also crazy and loves to hit people out of nowhere. He has rabies from being bit by a homeless persons dog and loves to bike to the east side for fun everyday. This special type of white boy looks like a pterodactyl. This strange speciman does not eat meat and will try to rip you off by any means. He will often come up to you, steal your phone and drop your players. He always rips off the worst kid in league and then brags about his trades and flex’s on you.

“YOOO I just ripped u off bud”
“YOO I’m 5-0”
“Yoooo least I’ve won the league before”
“YOOO ur a fantasy fag not me!”

Fantasy Fag by Isaiah/Rust October 26, 2018

Fag's Fantasy

A company created by Cody Desanko in the year 2000, which is primarily based on providing sexual toys to adults.

"Hi, thank you for calling Fag's Fantasy, how may I take your order?" asked N.S., the phone operator.

"Yes, I'd like some Cody Wiggy Specials please," replied Ray-Ray.

Fag's Fantasy by Lanthony Lane December 9, 2008

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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