Familyguytis

When something (typically a piece of media) is entertaining for the first few minutes/seconds, but then you realize that the content of those first few minutes/seconds is all that it has to offer. Named after Family Guy, who is infamous for having jokes that are funny for the first few seconds but then the rest of the joke is just that punchline extended, variably from a few minutes afterwards to sometimes even the entire episode.

My problem with a lot of horror movies is that they got Familyguytis; they have that one interesting gimmick or concept that reels you in but then they just refuse to expand upon it after it's introduced.

Familyguytis by Deejaynerate March 22, 2022

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FamilyGuyin'

When something is lasting longer than it should, and it is making you slightly uncomfortable.

when Peter Griffin and the chicken fight, it just lasts toooooooooo long, as well as when Peter hurt his knee in one episode and he kept saying owwwww, that went on tooooooo long as well.

This shift is fuckin familyguyin' man.

FamilyGuyin' by Yoko Ohno Tha Bono March 21, 2010

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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