Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.

1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009

Fall Out of the closet Boy

an appropriate substitute for the bourgeois brokeback band commonly referred to as F.O.B.

"Aren't you jealous that I scored tix to the Fall Out Boy concert?"
"Do you mean Fall Out of the closet Boy?"

by Nicolette the Great May 5, 2006