Falcon Heene

AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.

TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!

Falcon Heene by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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