Fake and Shake 

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

Fake and Shake by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

shake and fake 

When you are banging your girl from behind, tell her youre about to cum, pull out and quickly shake your head so some drool trickles down her back. she will think youre fnished until you turn her over and suprise blast seamen all over her face.

"dude that girl is being a ho-cake! shake and fake that bitch!"

shake and fake by sexislife July 24, 2009

Shake and Fake 

The act of being elusive or noncommittal.

I asked Jimmy if he was still going to lend me some money on Friday, and all he did was shake and fake while trying to change the subject.

Shake and Fake by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 10, 2018