A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"
by Reconify July 01, 2019
by River rat man April 25, 2017
When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.
by guytheginger September 04, 2020
To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.
Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!
Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.
Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.
by Ceeej November 07, 2007
by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010
Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron April 02, 2016
Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.
by Brittle Fingers September 24, 2015