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fake first family 

The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.
These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
fake first family by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

facefamily 

A group of people who are not blood relations listed on facebook profile as a member of your immediate family (e.g. mother (facemum), father (facedad), brother (facebro) or sister (facesis).)
Charlie: You're pretty close with Fin, aren't you?
Adam: Yeah, he's one of my best friends and a facebro.

Dan: I didn't know you had a brother, dude.
Josh: Oh, lol, I don't really. That guy's just part of my facefamily. None of my real family actually has facebook!
facefamily by A J Dinny November 25, 2010