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A somewhat shitty treatment center in Clearwater Florida
I relapsed and have to go back to Fairwinds
Fairwinds by Memequeen21 September 26, 2023

Fair Winds & Following Seas 

Farewell and have a safe journey or trip.
"Godspeed, my friend."

"I wish you fair winds & following seas ahead."
A Fairwin is someone who is sometimes a good friend, and sometimes not. Fairwin is very talented at the fundamentals of most hobbies. Fairwin is mostly a male and takes all relationships extremely seriously. Fairwin is constantly striving for excellence and boasts about all achievement. A Fairwin won’t be able to pleasure all women though. The fact that Fairwin takes relationships too seriously and litteral, Fairwin’s mate could either get annoyed with Fairwin or just becomes incapable of tolerating it. A Fairwin usually classifies as an over seas person, rarely ever being American. The majority of Fairwins don’t impress a mate with the size of their penis, rather with executing all of the little things Fairwin’s mate finds arousing. On average a Fairwin doesn’t have a big pennis, but Fairwin usually makes up for it with their tenacious attitude and loyalty for love
“Oh wow this guy takes relationships very seriously , name must be Fairwin.”
fairwin by Defined w January 2, 2018

fairywings 

Female version of "I am the Walrus"
Chick,...Huhuh Like I got Fairywings....got any food
fairywings by Dave's not here man February 8, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026