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A crime in which you commit an intense fail.
You've just commited a failony, we're taking you in.
Failony by Donald M February 1, 2009
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any phylogeny that is incorrect because the person creating the phylogeny failed and did not use correct information
My professor drew a failogeny when he decide to say mice or outside of the clade containing primates and carnivorans
failogeny by leftisthominid February 18, 2011
A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.
Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."
Failony by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026