Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 02, 2010

Tail Fail

Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.

Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'

Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.

Geoffery: 'Queer'.

by Jagdog May 15, 2011