Fagguccino

A word to collectively describe the various metro-sexual varieties of coffee that have been adapted in some unnecessary way to make them more appealing to the common fag.

Such coffee derivatives covered by the term Faggaccino are:

Cappuccino,
Caffè latte,
Caffè Americano,
Caffè macchiato,
Espresso,
Frappuccino,
Caramel Macchiato,
Caffè Mocha,
Gingerbread Latte,
Toffee Nut Latte,
Eggnog Latte*

* = Seriously WTF!

Café cashier: What can I get you?
Luke: Hi, can I have a Light-Iced, Double-Shot, Non-Fat, 8-pump Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Caramel, Caramel Macchiatto please.
Café cashier: Sorry, we don't sell fagguccinos.

Fagguccino by cptchopper79 December 4, 2010

famucci 

The Italian version of "fam."

"Hey famucci, how are you doing today?"
"Bellisimo."

famucci by panthaeon August 6, 2017

Fagccinated 

Soy boys who received the experimental injection

Despite getting fagccinated, they still have to wear a mask and are getting sick.

Fagccinated by Trad Chad August 8, 2021

fapuccino 

Blended white drink with special ingredients.

Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."

fapuccino by the. July 6, 2009

Fapuccino 

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.

Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.

Fapuccino by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012

fagaccino 

It's similar to a mochaccino coffee, but the chocolate syrup is replaced with *human cum

*changes depends on the café

Starbucks employee: Hi what would you like today.
Customer: Can I get a fagaccino for my husband please.

fagaccino by LivingDownUnder October 10, 2022

fapuccino 

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

fapuccino by kingbumii May 12, 2015