Bellisimo 

A Bellisimo is an overweight female. There's a really long story behind how the word evolved from 'beautiful' in Italian to an overweight female, but myspace was the main cause.

Dan:
Hey Derek! Check out that Bellisimo!

Derek:
Wow! I don't even think Jilly would throw it in that!

Dan:
Yeah right! Give him a few shots and he'll be all over that Bellisimo!

Bellisimo by who the hell cares who i am August 7, 2006

Bellissima 

To be more than pretty, to be in a state that you are so breath taking spectacular, that the attracted party has health effect such as : chest pains, shortness of breath, trembling hands, weak knees. Derived from the Italian word bellisima.

I walked into a bar an order a drink there was a tall brunette sitting there and she was bellissima!

Bellissima by C Poppa May 14, 2020

bellissimo parapapapow 

talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.
(chef's kiss"

*Melodrama album exists*
The gays: bellissimo parapapapow

bellissimo parapapapow by Languagenerd October 13, 2020

bellissima 

italian slang for hot chick

oh bellissima, gimme a crack at your crack, i beg of you.

bellissima by THR33_D April 25, 2008

bullisim 

When someone makes fun of you/jokes about you

connor: your bad at vaping...
bella: BULLISIM!!

bullisim by brookesmit h May 12, 2018

bellisinic

A popular slang term for one who demonstrates extreme sexiness. Believed to be derived from ancient pre-classical Greek warrior, Bell's Esenech.

Excerpt from "Annotated History of Pre-Classical Greek: A Modern Author's Look on Pagan Influences in Culture Today".

It was 420 BC, Greek style. The War was on, and you knew it like a bad hand to the face. A sound alerted me. I whipped out my hand gun, but it was too late. The sound of a short, pale Scottish warrior hit my ears.

Wait, no. A small, short, pale pseudo Scotsman! The scum of the earth! He stood before me, dressed in nothing but his SJP hat. With a howl, I noticed my eyes were gone from the burning of the sight.

And from that day forth the souls of babies began to be eaten, the flesh of innocents' mouths ripped from their bodies, the players of Halo owned, for who could stop Bobby Morgan, the epitomy of evil, if not me.

A mighty cry aroused me. A warrior stood above the pack. Clad entirely pink, the figure strode seven leagues in a bound and grasped the Shank the torso. The demon gnashed his teeth and wailed, blinded by the glory of the man. Nay, not a man. Man is not a fitting word for this being. He can only be called:

Bellsinic, a true autorgus, the Bull's Eslenic, and a friend of the gods. He was born of seven suckling ewes, who he consumed whole as a child. He was raised in the farms near Athens and carried rocks to the rock pile, for his farm was small and did not produce much grain, but he was happy and rejoiced, for he was strong! At four, the Greek age of manhood, he immeadiately rode seven virgin females at once, taking their lives in his frenzied pleasure.

His mistake haunted him and he cut off his peni....left finger in shame. But his feats of greatness were only beginning. He then conquered all of western South Africa and went on to win the Most Awesome Nobel Prize for Insane Manhoodliness ...Prize, otherwise known as the MANPIMP prize. Despite of this, he dedicated his life ot the art of beastliniess in the name of good and went on to beat the crap out of several thousand nameless hobos trying to pick a fight. Or so he says.

And then he died. And beat the crap out of Satan. And fought his way out of hell. And created the telephone. And founded SJP. And New Orleans. Yeah, that's right. It wasn't effing La Salle, Agent Q. So screw that, right?

Anyway, back to the story. Bellisinic beat the crap out of Hank and wang slapped him. He wouldn't butt rape him, though. That would be degrading.

bellisinic by Dicaepolis September 29, 2005

bellicious

Adj. 1. Used to describe the stomach area of a person or animal when said area overlaps or creases over onto itself. Not used in a pejorative way.

I love thick girls! My beezy is bellicious!

bellicious by BeezyCynthia November 17, 2007