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fartberry 

a person who seems like a very nice person, all sweet and fresh, like a berry. then you get to know them, and it turns out they are extremely nasty, like a big wet fart.
She is a fartberry, because she seemed very nice. then i started to talk to her, and she was a fucking ass.
fartberry by [that ninjette] December 19, 2008
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Fatberry 

When someone's fingers are too fat to press the small buttons on their blackberry.
Aye man but hes too much of a Fatberry.
Fatberry by Jonntheguywith2NN's August 21, 2010

Fagberry 

Fagberry (pronounced / faaagberrie/ ) is a ritualistic device commonly used in mating rituals among the primate species of homo hoity-toity. The male (fag) usually shows it to the feemale (bitch) to distract from its puny penis. Reports have been made that the fagberry may also be used for flawless internet connection. This however was never conclusively proven.
Fag: "Hey! Check out my new fagberry. It´s got a trackball which is totally convenient and durable. Can´t wait to download some gay pornography with this..."

Normal person: "Fuck you, you imbecil! Never heard of an iPhone before, prick?!"
Fagberry by Professor_D.Sanchez March 31, 2011

Fagberry 

Shut up you fuckin' fagberry!
Fagberry by katt kills. February 19, 2009