Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat

by Telephony May 29, 2016

cat faggot

A person who enjoys intercourse with cats of the same sex.

John is a real cat faggot, I caught using his catbox yesterday.

by Bunger March 22, 2005

cat faggot

a guy who likes cats and tries to date flowers

You know Steve? He's a cat faggot.

by Robert Oppenheimer October 18, 2008

Faggotcyte

Faggotcytes is another way to call people faggot without making it too obvious.

You faggotcyte

by Penisus May 14, 2018

Faggotwat

Term to describe someone that has a stank level 39 or higher.

What's that smell? Must be a faggotwat.

by Gayhomoniggerfaggot March 13, 2017

faggotbating

To jack off to ones self, to be a complete fucking faggot and jack off to yourself because you think your some hot fucking piece of shit. After realizing this, you should probably kill yourself because you know you a piece of dirt shit and your name is Jeff.

Stop faggotbating, Jeff.

by Fuclaypias April 18, 2017

faggotclat/faggotklat

Jamaican way of saying “fag” or “queer” to fags or queers

Man 1 “who’s that gay looking boy”

Man 2 “that’s a faggotclat/faggotklat”

Man 1 “bomboclat”

Man 2 “bombofaggot rasclart”

Man 1 “yea man”

by 2gendersonly January 12, 2024