Fag Trap 

When you ask a question, knowing that any answer will show the camp side of the answerer. Meant only as a joke, and not to victimise.

Can be followed by a light punch to the arm

Guy 1: 'Hey man, what do you think of these shoes'
Guy 2: 'Hmmm, they're not my thang..'
Guy 1: 'FAG TRAP!' *punch

Or

Guy 1: 'Hey man, what do you think of these shoes'
Guy 2: 'Ye i really like them! they'd suit you too i think'
Guy 1: 'FAG TRAP!' *punch

Fag Trap by moss rurray November 4, 2009

the fag hag trap

The fag hag trap is when a gay man falls into the trap of a fag hag. The fag hag lures the gay man in with her fun time or looks (if she’s attractive) and traps him into a friendship with her. He cannot leave because he is hypnotized and idolized the fag hag. The fag hag will now be able to use the gay man as an experiment tool for things her boyfriend would never do with her like a picnic or helping her choose which of the latest Victoria secret lingerie set to buy. Will the gay man be able to escape the fag hag’s trap and curse? Most likely not but some are strong enough to break out of the fag hag’s chains and regain consciousness.

John: Dude. Did you hear?
James: Hear what?
John: That fag hag, Emily, just became friends with that gay guy who’s in your class..
James: Damn. For real? I feel bad for him. He fell for the fag hag trap .

the fag hag trap by Spergs December 26, 2022

fagtrap 

When you find yourself sitting closely next to a homosexual, whom obviously is showing feelings for you, but you to are straight. So there you are, not wanting to hurt feelings or offend, smiling and going with the flirty conversation,with no good way out. Caught in the old fagtrap.

Almost everytime I go to a rave, I usually wind up at some point caught in a fagtrap.

fagtrap by cyrrus May 21, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008