It's described as a dad bod but the male subject doesn't have children. The male describes himself as having a dad bod but in reality is an out of shape fat cunt.
Not to be confused with Dad-Bod, this is a temporary condition. A condition in which a sudden and intense emphasis is placed on the latest fad (i.e Crossfit, P90X, BowFlex). This is usually accompanied with a perceived increase in knowledge as it pertains to health, exercise and existence. It also starts the clock on massive injury and disappointment for them yet self-affirming fulfillment for you. In some cases involving white 30-somethings they might begin training for marathons or in, extreme cases, Ironman's. Dismiss these people altogether.
Check that guy out over there in the yoga pants. I used to see him in line at Cinnabon every day and now he almost looks presentable. Yep, textbook Fad-Bod
A fad bod isn’t the same as a dad bod, it’s basically a dad bod but girls don’t actually like it, a fad bod is basically when someone thinks they have a dad bod but they’re actually just fat.
You know you have a fad-bod when it looks like a dad bod but more of a glutton manner
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.