Fad-Bod
Not to be confused with Dad-Bod, this is a temporary condition. A condition in which a sudden and intense emphasis is placed on the latest fad (i.e Crossfit, P90X, BowFlex). This is usually accompanied with a perceived increase in knowledge as it pertains to health, exercise and existence. It also starts the clock on massive injury and disappointment for them yet self-affirming fulfillment for you. In some cases involving white 30-somethings they might begin training for marathons or in, extreme cases, Ironman's. Dismiss these people altogether.
Check that guy out over there in the yoga pants. I used to see him in line at Cinnabon every day and now he almost looks presentable. Yep, textbook Fad-Bod
Fad-Bod by Big Headed Midget May 13, 2015
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