Fackies

(Factual) used when something is true or to affirm a statment. (Not to be confused with homophobic slur.)

Based Carti Enjoyer: Damn slatt playboi carti the best musician to ever exist
Other Based Carti Fan: Fackies slatt!!

by carti enjoyer October 2, 2021

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.

"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

mo'fankies

a word to express how awesome, cool, chill something is.

it's off the mo'fankies!

by offthemofankies August 27, 2009

Fakies

A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.

Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!

by EliteDanTheMan January 8, 2011

fackles

An alternative curse word that is used in place of an utterance of a more foul, four letter word that also begins with an f.

"Oh, Fackles! I forgot to lock up the house!"

"It's okay, it's 12/21/12. We'll be dead shortly anyway.

by eggowaffles December 30, 2012

Fakies

When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.

Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"

by David Mand March 8, 2019

fackles

"Fact shackles." (Portmanteau) - A necessary component of trustworthy journalism oft-relinquished by Fox News pundits to inflame right-wing sentiments.

"And once you free yourself from the fetters of fact shackles (or "fackles") in the present day, you'd be amazed by what you can do with the facts from the past!" - Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

by Greg B. April 9, 2010