Facer

The person that sat directly opposite you on a bus or train, that is trying as much as you to not make eye contact, its a difficult, tedious and emabarrasing situation

"couldnt take that call kido, had a facer on the way in, and the rest of the bus was empty!"

by theshadyyouallknow July 31, 2009

Facer

French verb meaning to facebook (it is now an official French verb!)

"Je dois facer ce soir cas je suis triste" I have to facebook tonight as i'm a sad git

by amandine13 February 9, 2010

Facer

Def. 1-What you call an ugly girl when you are talking to your friend and he has his back turned to her.

Def. 2-A girl turned away from you that seems hott but upon turning around you realize she is ugly.

Def. 1-Friend 1: 'Hey that chick's a facer'
::Friend 2 turns around::
Friend 1: 'She looks good until you face her'

Def. 2-'That chick is fiiine'
::girl turns around::
'Nevermind.. she's a facer'

by RedRaider34 February 25, 2009

Facer

Someone who's always on Facebook. A Facebook addict.

Jody is finishing dinner and logging to play WoW. Laters, facers!

Hey, just because I leave FB open on my BB all the time doesn't mean I'm a Facer!

by Russell Clark February 22, 2009

facer

noun- a blunt smoked entirely by one person to the face until the buddha is all gone or mental retardation begins to occur

I smoked a dank forty-dollar facer at the Cudi concert last night and felt like I was on the Pursuit of Happiness.

by Steaz December 17, 2010

facer

when one person smokes a blunt(weed) to him/herself.

yo son i aint smoked all day I'm bout to take a facer.

by pyro1421 August 20, 2008

facer

Gentleman's language for a punch in the face

Simon: The prince insulted my duchess, so I gave him a good facer.

by Bobsled10 July 18, 2022