Faceocaust

The act of a person who fucks a lot of faces. A lot of people make assumptions in the world and because of this a lot of people get fucked in the face.

In the wake of a Faceocaust there have been a lot of mass graves of broken jawbones.

Dude1=A lot of people were making assumptions today. It was a fucking Faceocaust.

Dude2=I didn't know they gave out rings at the Faceocaust

Dude1=Its like the beginning of the Faceocalypse.

by osiris123d July 3, 2009

Facecasting

Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.

Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.

John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!

Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.

Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.

by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009

Facecast

All relevant news about exciting weather seen as status updates from your nearby friends on facebook

-Milton checks facebook-
Milton: MOM! No school! It's a snow day!
Mom: But we didn't get the call from the school yet. How would you know?
Milton: I just checked the facecast!

Bill: Aw crap, looks like rain all day today.
George: You get the weather channel on your iPhone?
Bill: Nah, who needs that? The facecast is calling for storms, man! Everyone is posting about it!

by Original-gersh January 27, 2011

Facecast

A Facecast is basically an unofficial podcast on Facebook. It is made by posting music onto your Facebook status with information about the artist/brief description of the song. Its when someone posts music daily/weekly on their status's for their friends to enjoy

"Hey have you been keeping up with Joe's facecasts? He has some great taste!"

by Statyx August 19, 2009