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Facebookin' 

n. The act of quickly checking your facebook before doing something that is probably way more important.

Usually resulting in you making dumb comments on things without thinking them out or completely misspelling your status.
Mom "C'mon son, we have to leave now!"
Son "Ma, gimme a second, i'm just facebookin'!"
Facebookin' by migga please May 11, 2009

facebookin' 

I'm facebookin' right now, how about you?
facebookin' by Joann W. April 2, 2007

facebookin' 

1) the act of snoopin through friends (or non friends) profiles in search of something to mingle about.
2) usually linked to excessive boredom or obsessive culpulsore.
3) Most likeley done by the (13-18) age range
4) A term mostly used when talkin online; rareley said in in person
Online Example
Josh: Hey man, whats up
Jon: Not much dude, just doin some facebookin'
Josh: Oh word, cool you find anything interesting?
Jon: yah man, did you know that Henry and Margo broke up today?
facebookin' by Emile Goldstein February 12, 2009

Facebookin' it.

The term used to tell someone you are chatting with that you are on, and using, Facebook.
"Hey Bro, whats up?!?"
"Nothing much, Just Facebookin' it."

facebookin faggot

someone who tends to spend all their time on facebook.

looking at friends' profiles, commenting, or im'ing.

having the ability to give information learned from facebook, because of the hours spent being online.
Matt: Beats been on facebook alllll day cuuuz.
Mike: Yeah, he's a straight facebookin faggot!

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.
She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds
Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019