Facebook police

A person who has taken it upon themselves to decide what other people should or should not post.

You better not post that in your status, or the Facebook police will criticize you for it.

by sickofit2 March 27, 2011

Facebook polite

Keeping an old acquaintance or colleague whom you dislike as a Facebook friend in an effort to appear polite.

Person 1: I can't believe Jim is still friends with his crazy-bitch ex!!

Person 2: He isn't, he's just being Facebook polite.

by Spam180 August 30, 2013