Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.

I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.

Facebook A K by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010

Facebook Kiss Ass 

This person usually has maxed out his friends to 5,000 people he doesn't know. He rambles on all day about his activities in order to drum up attention and build his business. He kisses the ass of those he think can help him to the extent he causes them to believe someone is FB attacking them. He spends every waking hour trying to call everyone he knows (and even people he DOESN'T know) under the guise he is "exposing" this so called perpetrator, when in fact he is using the situation to increase his own popularity and contacts.

What is up with that Facebook Kiss Ass? Doesn't he have anything better to do then to try to appear to be a hero? He pretends to be sticking up for someone, when he is really kissing their ass and takes on the mission to take down this perpetrator for his "friend". He status chases the "perpetrator" and reports back to everyone on this persons posts, like a little minion. He attempts to spin their posts into negative attacks on his "friend". Funny because they all are just using him for information and think he is fool for wasting so much of his time on this crap.

Facebook Kiss Ass by Are u a FB Kiss Ass? November 10, 2009

Facebook Knowledge 

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.

hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.

Facebook Knowledge by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010

facebook kevorkian 

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.

Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.

facebook kevorkian by sea beagle January 2, 2011

Facebook Karaoke

The act of posting song lyrics as your Facebook status update

John Smith POURRRRRRRR ME SOMETHIN TALL AND STRONG MAKE IT A HURRICANE BEFORE I GO INSANE. IT'S ONLY HALF PAST 10 BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE....

A little Facebook Karaoke for you.

Facebook Karaoke by Five66T September 19, 2009

facebook kidfacer 

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.

How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."

facebook kidfacer by icehause August 23, 2011

Facebook karma 

When somebody mentions one of their friends on their facebook page praising them or saying how good their friendship is, then for no reason just deletes it, insulting and upsetting their friend. Consequently something bad happens to them or they get bad luck. A cyber version of "what goes around comes around".

Girl: That boy that I've fancied for ages told me he didn't want to go out with me.
Girl's friend: Well you know why that was, because you replaced the thing in the little box on your facebook saying "Kate and Jenny BFFs" for a film quote. It's facebook karma!

Facebook karma by facebookkarma July 8, 2009