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The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley
Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.
Face-Time by KKJoy February 18, 2015
Words you can keep
Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.
Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!
Face-Time by Sojuvet March 8, 2020

face time 

Time spent talking with a client in person as opposed to email, IM, or cellular phone. Direct personal interaction.
This client is important, so instead of emailing him the proposal, go on over and get some face time.
face time by RedBeard June 24, 2003

Face Time 

The time that is shared face to face wtih another person. With the onset of so much technology---my space, face book, text messaging, cell phone, e mail----there is a downturn in "face time". Time spent with friends, families, & other inerpersonal relationships.
I have been missing my father and just needed some "face time" with him.

Mom is getting older now and lives out of town, she doesnt' have a cell phone or use the internet so all we really have left is "face time".
Face Time by Matt Magrath February 2, 2008

Face Time 

The intention of someone (most often a guy) to show their face, as often as possible, in a public crowded area in hopes to be recognized (hopefully by a girl) at later occurrences, usually at a social event.
WEDNESDAY

Steve "Hey man I'm about to go to the library to study for a huge test, and get some face time with the bitches so I can get laid this weekend"

*Stacy and Steve make eye contact in the library and they share smiles*

FIRDAY NIGHT

Stacy" Hey your that kid from the library getting face time with the bitches so you could get laid this weekend while studying at the same time...wanna fuck?"
Face Time by JBauer24 May 4, 2009

face time 

The amount of time that your woman spends sitting on your face during sex. This applies to both Hetero and Homo-Sexual activities.
Beth got alot of face time with her girlfriend last night.
face time by wino joe June 28, 2003

face time 

Time spent being in the office, usually late, for the sake of being seen by others in the office. Particularly prevalent in the investment banking industry especially around bonus time.
I was at work until 2am last night reading Urnabdictionary.com.
That was some serious face time
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