Face touch 

When you need to touch faces in pictures to prove your love for one another.

"He totally doesn't love her. Have you seen the pictures they post? They don't even face touch."

Face touch by LKV824 August 10, 2016

Touch That Face 

To "slap/hit" someone after they have said something stupid, or dumb.

Someone met you yesterday, and then asked to borrow $40.00 today. Tell them "Hell, no, and get out of here before i "touch that face"

Touch That Face by Jaye Rock September 13, 2009

face touchie 

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.

"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."

face touchie by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013

Face Toucher 

Someone who has candles lit every time they have sex. Who gazes intensely into your eyes and touches your face and asks, in hushed tones, "is this ok?"

ryan gosling in 'the notebook' - I bet Ryan Gosling was a Face Toucher when he was getting with Rachel McAdams… it put us off him a bit

Face Toucher by ciapel January 31, 2014

Facedouche 

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com

1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.

Facedouche by TheBigEll October 20, 2008

facedouche 

One who, incessantly, unnecessarily posts on others' walls, comments on others' photos, and pokes other friends on the popular social networking website, Facebook.

"Daphne just wrote "urrr sooo hottt" on six different people's walls! What a facedouche!"

facedouche by eSKape February 21, 2009

Facedouche 

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

Facedouche by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009