When something idiotic or stupid is said. Can be called by the person who made the stupid remark or whoever heard it. To face palm you can either call out "face palm" or just do it but either way you must firmly smack your forehead with your palm.

1.) Ally: OMG! Where's my phone?! I can't find it!!

Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..

Ally: Face palm..

2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!

Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.

Beth: .......UGH

3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!

Jordan: That's a girl.

Jane: *face palm*

face palm by Sparkles the Unicorn December 14, 2011

Face Palm

A Face Plant will usually occur when someone does something incredibly stupid...

Not to be confused with: Face Plant

Person one: OMG! I forgot how to spell 'random'!

Person two: Face Palm

Face Palm by YellaCottonHat November 2, 2010

Face Palm

When you are laying on your back while jerking off, but are too lazy to get up, at the same time you dont want to get cum all over yourself, this is what you do. when you are about to cum put your opposite hant over the dick hole and press hard sothe cum doesnt go anywhere besides your hands and all over your dick.

(Person 1) Dude! theres cum all over your body. What the hell happened?
(person 2) What could of I done? I couldnt get up because it felt so good.
(person 1) You dumb ass you should have face palmed that shit

Face Palm by Snoober11 April 16, 2013

face-palm

A gesture of annoyance by slapping the palm of one's hand to the center of the forehead.

Joe: How do you spell "the"?
Bob: T-H-E
Joe: Oh...I knew that.
Bob: I'm going to face-palm now...

face-palm by iMintSheep February 12, 2009

face_palm

when your face meets with your palm in an upset, mad, or frustrated mood

Bill is on YouTube and gets RickRolled. He than proceeds to face_palm.

face_palm by oNoNoMuS December 10, 2010

Epic Face Palm

When something so epic happens, you just can't help but put your palm to your face with your head lowered.

John just told his ex he cheated on her at the party last night. (Epic Face Palm)

Epic Face Palm by NerdyNelson September 23, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026