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Face Wall 

A other way of using "face palm" but this one is much harsher as you would slam your face/forehead into the wall because of how stupid/overused something is.
Joe: They should make a futuristic version of Modern Warfare! That would be so awesome! You could use short lightsabers for knifes and force grenades!

Bob: *Face wall*

Joe:Why'd you do that?!?

Bob: YOUR IDEA IS FREAKING RETARDED!
Face Wall by Carnivore_JJS December 12, 2009
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Face The Wall 

You're about to be executed by firing squad. Most likely for being a political dissident or degenerate.
What do you mean I can't change my son's gender?”

”No time to explain, Ma’am, please face the wall.”
Face The Wall by Fulwin September 11, 2020

Face The Wall 

You have earned execution by firing squad as a result of being a degenerate no one wants to be around.
"All I'm saying is the truth, women are in their prime at 12 years old and they're unfuckable old hags by the time-"

"How compelling! We don't need to hear any more of your degeneracy. Please face the wall."

Wall Face 

The only person who writes on a person's facebook page
Man, Ronalds girlfriend is a Wall Face.
Wall Face by ashamallie May 12, 2009

Face the Wall 

The acceptable command the morning after, when, with all dignity lost, one more pork is a must.
"Face the wall"
"Im not going to do that, why? (giggling)"
"Face the fucking wall"
Face the Wall by Roflmoose June 19, 2011

facewall 

Unification of ones forehead with a wall as a means to vent frustration or disappointment, often forceful.
Professor: Ok guys, so is 1 a perfect square?
Class: *with conviction* Sir, NO!
Professoir: *facewall*
facewall by roco66 February 23, 2010

facewalling 

The act of (usually inadvertently) walking into obstacles in a videogame due to inexperience with controls or distractions.
After a couple minutes of awkward facewalling, he finally made it out of the starter zone.
facewalling by Jonathan Zhan July 20, 2008