Face Thing 

The act of placing one's head in a sink full of ice cold water for as long as is humanly possible. When you run out of breath, you remove your head from said sink and an associate who has been standing near you wraps a towel tightly around your head and spins you around, eventually lowering you to the floor. Good as a wake up in the morning... Ridiculously amazing after Love Beans.

"Shall we go do the face thing?"

"What is it?"

"You'll love it, trust me..."

(They always love it)

Face Thing by Double Dickhead! June 9, 2007

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Faceshing 

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

Faceshing by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

Faceting

Faceting fəˈsēSHing verb

One who is kidding another.

The verb of facetious.

My friend: I was doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Chuck Norris last night.

Me: Are you faceting me right now?

Faceting by AccurateAccountant July 30, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008