Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”

Face Shields by AECH.exe February 19, 2021

face shield 

the big ass stunna shades that girls wear. they cover up a large portion of the girls face just like a mask on a football helmet. can be a very sneaky way of hiding old age and uglyness.

dam did you see the face shield on that girl? i thought she was really hot until she took em off and i realized she was about sixty years old!

face shield by brueseltusk December 20, 2006

Smiley Face Shield of Justice 

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.

Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!

Smiley Face Shield of Justice by youalreadykno May 8, 2011

Shield Face 

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

Shield Face by Datamutt June 28, 2021

Japanese FaceShield 

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.

Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

Japanese FaceShield by JillsDog May 1, 2011

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.

Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!

East-Texas Faceshield by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020