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Face Raped

The Sexual act of a Woman rubbing her breasts into a person's face without his/her consent.
Mark: Hey Steve, Jessica rubbed her boobs in my face! I wasn't even expecting it.

Steve: Dude, she just face raped you. Lucky Bastard
Face Raped by PlayBoyMan July 20, 2012

Face Raped

When seated in a crowded public area and a man takes advantage of the crowd by standing right in front of you with his package in your face. With nowhere to go, turn, you are forced to be up close and personal with his crotch.
I was just face raped by that googly-eyed Cincinnati Gay while waiting for my table at First Watch.
Face Raped by allieblahblah March 30, 2011

Face-Raped

When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate
John Smith sucks willy for a fiver.

Ahahahhaa! John just got Face-Raped!!!
Face-Raped by hahayougotowned February 4, 2009

face-raped

the act of someone who looks up every possible thing aboute someone on their facebook and pry in this persons facebook-business until they know more of this person than the persons actual friends.
(guy at school) "-Hey I feel really bad aboute Steve acting like a jerk to you".
(Face-raped person) "-Ehm, what are you talking aboute?".
(guy at school) "-Well, I saw some tags of him where he was all hands on with some girls at Peters party."
(Face-raped person) "-Who are you? You don't even know me!"

Mistakenly Face-raped 

The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.
Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped
Mistakenly Face-raped by Wakalaka44 November 30, 2011

raped in the face 

Having a penis shoved in your face,

OR

Feeling really sad or betrayed.
I can't believe she did that to me, I fell like I have been raped in the face!
raped in the face by lmaoathamelt2 February 4, 2009
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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