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Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.
"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."
by Big Zappa August 17, 2009
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Face Paste

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."
by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009
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Paste Face

(V) Getting blown while you take a shit. wiping your ass with everyday household toilet paper. After blowing your load on her face wrap that shit up like paper mache'
cindy insisted on giving me head while I took a shit, so to reward her i gave her the Paste Face.
by Danny InFmS & T.OToole September 8, 2006
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Copy-Paste Face

When someone's face is exactly the same in every one of their photos/selfies they have a "copy-paste face". It's as if someone cut out their face from one photo and pasted it in every other photo.
Barb: look at my photos from my vacation in Vegas, Sharon! I had so much fun.
Sharon: *looks at photos* I'm sorry to tell ya, Barb. But you have a copy-paste face. You look exactly the same in every photo!
by Chocolaitchipcookie September 21, 2016
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paste-a-face

-----usually consisting of more than 2 layers of "make-up items" such as:

cover-up, face cream, blush, foundation, random goo and powders, and applying them to the face, to appear sexy or perfect.

-----forwardly put: a pound of make-up on the face.

----meaning someone who uses way too much goddamn make-up

----non-real, fake "look" to a person.

-----like a nice painting, but with so much paint on one canvass, it simply globbs together.

****however, do not confuse with "pastey face". it's completley different.
damn, look at that paste-a-face! I bet half her skinny-ass weight is due to her face covered in all that shit!

(guy goes to kiss girl on face)
"awww gross!" "what the hell?! your such a paste-a-face! I can taste nothing but chemicals...."

you have such a paste-a-face, your begining to look moreorange tan, than naturally tan.
by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011
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baby face with the parted hair

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair
Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER
by Bordem queen May 26, 2016
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facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.
It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.
by facegoop May 26, 2011
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