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Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!
"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o
Face Naked by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011

Butt naked face 

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.
She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg
Butt naked face by Wildbloc January 1, 2022

Buck Naked Face

Officer: "What did he look like?"
Witness: "He was bout 5'10, buck naked face, jeans and a blue shirt."
Buck Naked Face by InfamousToad April 22, 2010

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Respectfully 

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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