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Face Naked

The (sometimes permanent) period of time in which a man has no facial hair growth at all. This may be through choice (e.g. shaving) or through will of GOD!
"I shall be growing a stubble for a play I'm in next term, but for now, I'm FACE NAKED"

guy1: dude why don't you ever grow a beard?
guy2: I dunno, guess I was just born FACE NAKED
guy1: ... 0.o
Face Naked by sharkbaitboy January 22, 2011

Butt naked face 

Taking a selfie of just the face and nothing more, barley even a smile with teeth.
She had the butt naked face posted all over her Instagram, omg
Butt naked face by Wildbloc January 1, 2022

Buck Naked Face

Officer: "What did he look like?"
Witness: "He was bout 5'10, buck naked face, jeans and a blue shirt."
Buck Naked Face by InfamousToad April 22, 2010

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* 

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so secy
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026